I think you're all being too scilly.

Please! Can we Finnish all these puns?

Norway should they be Finnished. We should keep them, Denmark them all as a bookmark.

Apparantly Feka has lost Estonia in weight

Liked to see how Maguire worked around the cold climate,he just said it was too chile.

feka was told to lay off the Turkey and eat Swedes instead

That bacon barm was covered in greece.

Heard recently Trent Barrett actually left because of an argument with Mo. Barrett found out Egypt him out of a few quid on his contract but seems he couldn't Ghana any support from other players. He was whingeing to Lockers, who just said, "Oman, you Congo on a bit, Trent. Don't Gabon like that".

Shortly after Millward left a player asked him about his 'experience' with a cheerleader.
Millward, "Lovely lass, took her home and, you know..."
Player, "Did you Tonga?"
Millward, "Of course."
Player, "Jamaica?"
Millward, "No, she was willing."
Player, "Yemen! Uruguay!"

Has he been laying off the French fries? ? ?

Seems a lot of weight to drop all of a Sudan.

True. No wonder he looks a bit shot at...

I hear McGuire was watching match vids from last season and heard the runout music, wasn't sure what it was and asked the lads "anyone know what this tunisia ?"

aye, but Feka's told Maguire he only wants to run downhill because it makes the Rhodesia