I admit it. It was me who made him MOTM. Here's why.
He was the only one who didn't make any silly mistakes. Phelps had a good un, but he childishly let their first try in, and cost me about £50 in lost winnings, so he wasn't f*cking getting it. Our forwards were ordinary. Richards was a contender, but he missed loads of goals. Leuluai was OK. Basically no one stood out. Our best players, actually, were the ones who were used as interchanges. Picking one of them would be a bit like picking James Roby for Man Of Steel.
There were two clinchers, however; One of the girls fancied him, and the other was that I fancied meeting him to see if he really was a bit - erm - challenging, given that the MOTM is obliged to come and talk to the people in the Prawn Sandwich lounge, where I was. I'm happy to say that he is a character, but was utterly charming and friendly.
Plus, I paid about a grand for the privilege, so I'll pick who I damn well like. Irrespective of how they play. That said, one of the girls likes Gaz Hock, and I actually decided before the match that I would pick him just for her, but sadly, he was sh i t, and I couldn't justify it.
In any case, I'm sure that you seasoned supporters know very well by now that the MOTM award is never accurate, probably due to the copious amounts of alcohol served in the Prawn Sandwich lounge.