Got a txt recently (below) add to the mix......
Duz tha fart? cuz tha blows me away!
A thi mam n dad retarded? cuz thas special!
Me luv for thee is like s h ! t s.. I just can't hold it in!
Is there a mirror in thas kex? cuz a can see meself in um!
Tha might not be best looking bird in ere...but beauty is just a leet switch away!