Or the two Leyth lads on a night out in Barbarellas. They spied a couple of young ladies, but a mate warned them off by telling them that the girls were lesbians. Undeterred, the lads walked over with their best chat up line "Where abouts in Lesbania do you live"?

Keep the clean ones flying ........

Yes pure genius Belter.

Three Wigan Lads walking home after a night out in town take a shortcut through a graveyard. First lad trips up over a gravestone and says '' that fella was 73 years old when he died....!" "Blimey" said the second lad, just as he himself tripped and fell. "This fella was 97 when he passed away and his name was John Smith", "Blimey" says third lad, just as he himself goes flying over another gravestone, "This fella was 157...!" What was his name ask the other two simultaneously..?" He bends down, striking a match in the gloom to see the name on the stone, rising slowly he says..... " His name was Miles……………….. from Newcastle."

What day is the game

Friday

Haven't seen it myself, but been told its been confirmed for Friday 19th at 8pm.

Some of the comments from the leythers (01942, WN7) on here are comedy gold. Next time you get paid, if you work, no doubt it's at the British heart foundation or a butchers stall (because that's all there is in Leigh) just remember, all that HARD EARNED TAX is going towards our lovely new shopping centre to replace the galleries. But don't ever say we don't give you anything, last year, we donated wigans Christmas lights from 1976 to you and even let you have your very own nandos!!!

You never told me you work on a butchers stall.

Bless, hasn't got the hang of this has he.

Nice!

Most of your fans have been a great laugh with the banter, then there's the odd few who don't get it and are extremely defensive and have this odd superiority complex.

Very odd behaviour.