if this amos roberts signing is announced...


aaaaaaaaaaaaamos roberts

oooh ahhh

i wanna knooooooooooow

how you scored that try

There seems an obvious song about (to the tune of the Torres song)



His Facebook said he's coming here, Riddell Riddell
etc

"Piggy Riddell Wigans number 9"


I'm sure someone more original then me could make the song up.

His Facebook said he's coming here, Riddell Riddell
He loves his pie and peys and beer, Riddell Riddell
He Piggy Jiggys up the pitch
And Cunningham's his fookin bitch
Piggy Riddell Wigans number 9

Yeah that is good but without saying Roberts just

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaamoss

Oooh! Aaaah!

I wanna knooooooow

How you scored that try?

or change it to 'Will you score a try?' if he is cack.

Quality

If you can edit the swearing out of that one that might catch on

The key here is the

"He Piggy Jiggy's up the pitch"


He Piggy Jiggys up the field?
He Piggy Jiggy's up the park?


Damm I wish I was more original!

I used pitch deliberately to rhyme with bitch!!

He does the jiggy after he scores a try,
he'll make keiron cunningham cry

could be the clean and worse version

I like.

but clean versions could be:


He scores a try and does a jig
And all his friends can call him pig

Or

He scores a try then he gets jiggy
And all his friends they call him piggy

Or

He's so much better than Freddie Fittler
Kicks at goal and points like Hitler

Smookin song, BIG problem though is that we've got far too many banjo players watching us so the song will never catch on. Its just far too complicated.

Hows about..........

Jiggy Piggggggyyyyy
Jiggy Piggy
Jiggy Piggy
Jiggy Piggy

To the tune of Bully Bully!!

In that case how about 'Piggy, Piggy, Piggy' in the same style as 'Wigan, Wigan Wigan'