Didn't Katy Perry sing that?

On another note I heard he dropped himself in it with his parole officer, apparantly he told the parole officer he told a young lad he was the first man on the moon, won the lottery and has bedded 50 page 3 birds then said he was only pulling his leg.

Class

he used to go to rugby teams including wigan and the whole alliance team ran away after he went to them to feel there muscles

I vaguely know a lad who was in prison with Purps, he said he was a nice guy but to never ever call him Purple Aki or he'll flip.

There's a bet somewhere in this.

Isn't he chums with Warren Stevens?

Just to confirm, he did feel my groin and I did love it.

When I was growing up, everybody used to say that we shouldn't go on the tips (the hills and woods near Goose Green and Highfield), because Purple Aki will get you and scribe a P and an A on your cheeks. I didn't believe he actually existed until about 5 years or so ago when I saw a story about him in the papers.

He is quite a decent chap and very good company after he has squeezed your biceps and you have done 50 squats with him on your back.
He’s degree educated with an unequivocal knowledge of fine wines and poetry. He also has a big purple helmet.

You sound like his B!tch

Looks like he flipped a few times then

A big purple helmet?????

When I was growing up in goose green we didn't go on the tips at night because of 'red cloggs'. Apparently a mine shaft colapsed years ago and trapped a load of fellas down there. Only one man survived and he did so by eating his mates. His cloggs' were red due to their blood dripping on them. Much more frightening than some guy squeezing your your biceps