Bored of the doom and gloom now, looking forward, what positives are there to look forward to.
Whoever gets the longest list wins the stale jammy dodger that the kids never found in the back of our cupboard.
I'll go first:
1/ it cant get much f×××ing worse.

At the end of the game on Wednesday, that's one less game left in this season.

Lam has had 5 good days to get them training the house down

then we get to see the look of wonder on his face when Leeds are running in their 7th try.

One day there'll be an "announcement" that Lam is leaving.

1-Friday just wasn’t a Wigan performance, so Wednesday is bound to be a Wigan performance.

2-We’re 4th in the league, how the bloody buggering hell are we 4th?!

3-Big bad Brad Singleton is back!

4-I should’ve been going to Turkey tomorrow for nearly three weeks. It’s 36 degrees there, beer on tap and the swimming pool is cold but luckily enough it’s on the red list, so I get to go on Wednesday night-lucky me I hear you cry!

5-Tony Clubb had a rest Friday, so good Lord, watch out Leeds! He’s coming for you!!

6-the seats might be blue and white in time for Wednesday

7-Lam played number 7 for us. Every time I see the number 7 after this season I’ll break out in a cold sweat but not yet! We’re still living it at the minute and I’m that numb I don’t scream when I see his face (that will come).

8-queue for the bar shouldn’t be as big on Wednesday.

9-we’re potentially just 5 games away from the end of Lams reign.

10-Even if it gets extended in to the play offs, it’ll just be 6 more games.

Happy days.

Fridays defeat is history.
All our past defeats are history.
There’s no point in worrying about the past.
We can’t change history.
It’s today that matters…seize the day.
Plan for the future.
Look forward to Wednesday’s match…think positively.
We’re still fourth in the league.
We’ve signed two big props for next season.
Crowds are back…it’s a privilege to watch live rugby in good weather.

1. It can't get much worse than the Saints performance (....can it?)

2.We can't be relegated.

3, We don't support Warrington.

Like Salty said. We're allowed crowds back. No RL clubs went under during COVID. We have two props coming in, Lam and Clubb going.

We weren't the first team to get beat by Leigh

The winner.

1. There will be a ‘new kit’ thread soon and somebody will mention Pertek and piping.

2. Guitar Warrior still looks like Phil Bailey.

3. Shaun Edward’s reputation is slowly being restored as people realise he did the right thing.

4. Despite being the better team on Friday St.Helens still have a statue of Andy Farrell outside their stadium.

5. Our new logo appears to have been accepted and when you squint it actually looks like a really cool Father Christmas.

6. Shaun Wane is rumoured to return so we will be hearing the following phrases more often next year ‘Tough’ ‘ Detail’ ‘Middles’ ‘Left Edge’ ‘Worsley Hall’

7. Kim Jong Un still owns a Wigan Warriors jersey

8. People can no longer blame Matty Smith for everything.

9. People can no longer blame David Hodgson for everything.

10. There will be a ‘Wane Out’ thread in March.

Talking of the new logo, my mum bought me some Wigan pyjamas for my birthday earlier (and yes I am 38 years old) and mentioned that she loves it. This is a women who doesn’t care much for rugby and prefers come dancing. I told her it went down like a fart in a lift with the fans but it suddenly dawned on me that we’ve been that bad this year, it’s taken everyone’s mind off the new badge.

It’s all been part of the plan!

The Ancient & Loyal will be back in 2022.
It really will be.

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that late i'm disappointed

but unfortunately so is Hastings.....