Please don't think I'm a miserable old Git, but how many times do you all consider it reasonable to go for a Pee/Pint during a game.
The reason I ask is because I felt like I'd had a session at the Gym last night, up and down like a bleedin' yo-yo, and the same person every time, do they ever see any of the match?
The Central Park rambling society was bad enough, but they could weave about, not like today'a all seater stadia.

Pee bags for everyone, proper bo'

Busted!!!

Why don't they have some consideration and take a seat on the end of the row then?

There was a bloke near us last year in the South Stand that was up EVERY ten minutes to get a pint. It was an absolute joke.

I'm not talking about getting up for a pint. I dont drink at games I dont see the point at all. Why get bladderred if you're not gonna know whats going on when you are?

To stop distrubing people around me during matches I had a colostomy bag fitted especially for game days.
Worked a treat until the Stains game last season when I had one pint too many and had a dicky tummy, the thing clean burst over the bloke in front of me.
Ive now restricted myself to no more than 9 pints before games and no more currys at least 24 hrs before games.

Did you ever consider a commode?

Yep tried that but it got full far too quickly and I spent a good 10 minutes trying to get in down the steps, which was damned hard work as it weighed a ton plus I spilled quite a bit of it too.
Plus the barstewards charged me for an extra seat...

Oh you poor man but I think I might have the answer with this highly portable folding commode with detachable shoite bucket and its cheap as well at under £70 rlhttps://www.mobility-freedom-direct.com/products_view.php?product_id

If all else fails I think you could get sponsorship on here to burst your colostomy bag in the North Stand on Friday.

Have you considered the rlStadium Palrl?

At the grand final one year we had a group of oldish hudds fans sat few seats down who was in and out every two mins for pi$$. Some guy blew his top and and had a go at them.

Halfway thru 2nd half the was horrible smell, at the end of the game one of the old guys walked out and his pants was soaking, he'd pi$$ed his pants coz he was afraid to walk past this guy!

That's awful. So why does it feel so wrong to be smiling at that.