Got to say how impressed I am with Sam Tomkins esp at full back and I am glad for the game you have signed him up for the long term.

But I have got to say some at you club needs to have a "chat" with him to cut out the petulance he seems to have. (Ie the sly headbutt in the WCC against St George that even the blind Eddie and Stevo saw and the were a few things last night such as arguing etc, he doesn't need it)

Don't go comparing him to that fat granny sh*gging scouser

Being small and being petulant are common bedfellows in RL. You don't need to go too far back to find other examples: Andy Gregory, Steve Nash, Alex Murphy.

Small guys are going to get banjaxed if they don't stick up for themselves, and sometimes that means letting the opposition know you can't be be messed with before anyone even tries.

I'm glad everyone else hates him. I like it that he winds the opposition up.

Just like Martin Gleeson is Super Leagues Charlie Sheen

And the Daddy of them all...Bobby Goulding.

Can't really argue with that,Challenge Cup 1997.

Sam is a good enough player without having to resort to this sneaky, dirty trait that he's been displaying lately. Get rid of it or the consequences will come sooner or later, either by an RFL ban or getting a clout off a much bigger player.

Sam Tomkins is the rugby version of Wayne Rooney.

Hes ugly like Rooney.

He's a dirty little f***er like Rooney.

He's peaked early like Rooney and the only way is down.

He's hated by everyone other than his own fans like Rooney.

You missed the most important one - that you wish he played for your club.