Very OT
Firstly apologys for placing on the main thread, i am running out of time and i need help

I am going to two fancy dress parties over the next few weeks and i am stumped if i can think of a costume that has not already been done to death.

My original ideas were (no sing!!)

Lolo Ferrari (deceased Pornstar) - Struggling to find massive fake busters online!

Ziggy Stardust - easy to do, just need a lycra jumpsuit and some make up.

Freddie Mercury - circa "i want to break free" video.

Flava Flav (from Public Enemy) - Again a simple, but one night out is in Leeds and i risk getting hiding if i "blacken up".

Really stuck here, so any advice (the dafter the better, i have no shame ) is very much appreciated

Go as a lamp shade, black/brown pants and top and lamp shade on your head. Cheap and cheerful. Spending the hole night standing in a corner would help as well.

I suppose you could stick some sort of torch on top of your head too.

At one of our fancy dress parties, my brother in law was dressed in his normal clothes with a sign round his neck made out of a bit of cardboard and string with "Nudist on Strike" written on it.

uncl fester
dead easy to do . long dark coat and some face paint . realy effective if you havnt got much hair to begin with

Sorry should have mentioned. its a Dead Celebs theme.

Ps, i know Ziggy stardust is not "dead' per say, but like i said i am struggling.

for one party i bought a long black wig for a tenner, put on my ramones tshirt, a pair of shades , a really old scruffy pair of jeans and went as joey ramone!

Tramp.

Easy to do and you can make yourself some money at the same time

Curley wig and top hat, flares, t-shirt, jacket, branches in your pockets and a door from a mini over your shoulder.

Marc Boland

I could borrow the car door from that heap of junk you have just bought

Back on topic. I am already the owner of a MASSIVE afro wig, that would pass as curley hair.

I could make the car door from cardboard.

The thing is i want Lolo ferrari but our lass is mortifed at the thought of me strutting the streets in a bikini with my spotty backside hanging out

Don't we all

Go as Flava Flav. There's no need to 'blacken up', all you need is to find a huge clock to hang around your neck and a tracksuit.

Boring, unoriginal, but easy: Michael Jackson