Quote: TheWarringtonWolve69 "My advice would be you need a whole new pack. Not my opinion, it’s fact. Your pack is embarassing. Pretty sure Walmsley made more meteres on the derby than your whole pack did. One made more meters than 6 men. Good lord'"
My advice to you is that you need a whole new outlook. Imagine spending your evenings thinking of new usernames to try and wind adults up! If you are not a child (hard to believe, you seem to come alive in the school holidays) then i have a picture in my head of you.. It's basically Rab C Nesbitt. String vest, a few straggly hairs popping through, gravy stains dribbled down one side and Skol stains down the other. A 1970's chair with cig burns in it that was given to you as a present 30 years ago to put you on until you could get something better, a pan on the stove that is always there full of mouldy lobbies, a whistle when you talk because of the coin slot in your teeth and a 1992 St Helens jersey that you only wear when Saints play, that's the day you have a bath, comb the foot length hair over your bald swede from one side to the other and go into town and pretend you have some friends. Seeing some other Sentellinsers in weatherspoons and pretending you know them only for them all to announce that they wont be a minute, they just all have to go to the toilet, they leave a few free half drunk pints on the bar for you though.