Universal soldier? Jean Claude must fit in there somewhere with Dolph Lundgren

Buck Rogers robot Twiki could do a Rob Burrows at scrum half "beedly beedly"

C3PO would make a decent winger, I’d have Darth Vader at 13 too

Got to call you out on this. Did you not see how slow C3PO was when they first got to Tattooine? He would be a good on field trainer passing messages on in whatever language the player speaks (even Wiganese!). Great call on Vader. He would swap allegiances though a-la Tony Carroll, but that's another thread.

R2D2 got to be 9.

Robocop line running secondrow with his mate ED 209 at Prop just as long as there are no stairs to negotiate on the trip from the changing room to the pitch.