What's getting a split ticket got to do with the topic?

It's getting a split head people need to worry about!

Why are the trains always late??

If we want to attract younger supporters a good place to start would be to stop playing that awful ‘Chelsea Dagger’ when we score.

Absolute cringe.

Time has moved on, it was awful at the time and still is.

Bring in Clint Boon to overall the music.

If you mean around our part of the world, its because the local services have been run by Northern (Arriva) who from tomorrow will no longer have the franchise as it has been taken off them by the Rail Regulator for running trains late or not at all.

We live in hope that things will improve under the new operator.

Nah, have Gareth Brooks, miles better. Heard him a few times at City before European matches aswell as when he used to be on Xfm Manchester.

Also, they need a compare. City have Mike McClean who was on Nickelodeon back in the early 90s and he’s really funny.

Now some idiot will point out that ‘we are not football’ and ‘we don’t have city’s money’. All you need to do is find some local comedian who’s been around he block ideally a Wigan fan and get them to take the mic before games to keep people entertained with whatever’s competitions they want to do before a game and at half time.