Quote: Fantastic Mr Catpiss "i got a new phone yesterday, got it out the box and had it on me as i went to a meeting straight after lunch, while i was in there it started making some notification noises, needing updates and stuff, i hurriedly farted about as the bosses were looking at me, trying to put it on silent.
Couple of minutes later it started emitting'
I got it out of my pocket, turns out i'd put it on Airplane mode.
Carry on'"
I thought it was going to be Steve Hesford who you'd offended, and was ringing back to chastise you.
Carry on
