Valentine's Day is fast approaching and detailed scientific research conducted under test conditions (by me in the pub) suggests that if you really want to impress your husband/wife/partner/inflatable friend then you should by them a copy of Wiganosophy.

After seeing Rouges rousing recommendation of the book a couple of weeks ago I purchased one this morning in Waterstones.

I went into a café for a coffee and could not resist having a quick look , a few lines on the first page had the waitress looking at the silly old fool in the corner ( me) chuckling away to himself.

" Why are we here? Is there a God? What is the meaning of life? What happens when we die? What is reality?.


and


Is there life in Leigh?".




The second page is summat about someone talking to a stove, I will have to stop this otherwise I will crack off again.