- Stevo will try to set a new world record for referring to Leeds as Champions even when they are not playing.
- Wakefield will be a joke team again.
- Leigh will sign Sam Burgess and Sonny Bill Williams in August to boost their promotion hopes.
- Wigan will bring back Owen Farrell and finally solve our goal kicking issues.
- Corey Feldman will telephone Ben Westwood to offer him a get out clause from his rapidly declining career
to star in "The Goonies 2".
- Purple Aki will become our new physio when he gets out of strangeways and Lenagan will say he's the best money can buy.
- Castleford will trial a load of Russian Olympic sprinters banned for doping and then realise you cant teach a sprinter how to play the greatest game on earth in 3 weeks and send them packing.
- Wigan will win the treble with ease!
- Leigh will sign Charles Bronson upon his release from prison.

1. Scott Taylor will do really well at Hull and Wigan fans will finally admit that we miss him big style.
2. Sam Tomkins will shave off his beard
3. Some Wigan fans will get really rubbish versions of Sam's butterfly tattoo.
4. Dan Sarginson will replace Tierney at fb by round 6 and do really well.
5. Shaun Wane will experiment with playing Sam Tomkins at 6 - fans will say that his best position is at fb.
6. Lots of young Wigan fans will love the 'Latics' kit and some fans will post that it is selling like 'hot cakes' on here.
7. People will complain about the lack of atmosphere at home games.
8. Somebody will call for Wigan to build their own ground - this idea will be ridiculed as making poor financial sense.
9. O'' Loughlin will retire mid way through the season leaving Wigan free to bring in another player.
10. Mossop will be ruled out for the whole season by round 12.
11. Gelling will announce that he is leaving Wigan to join Newcastle or Canberra for the 2017 season.
12. Sam Tomkins will continue to spend much of his time in coffee shops and promoting his mates clothing brand 'Fizzle' - he will tweet a picture of himself in 'Lilly & Arthurs'.
13. Somebody will post that Wigan player's will run through brick walls for Wane even though in reality they wouldn't.

Our props won't do any work till the last 6 weeks of the season.
As soon as a goal kick is missed there'll be a thread about how it will cost us this season.
Sam Tomkins will be at half-back for the last 2 months of the season.
John Bateman will be our best player.
There'll be more threads about Wigan on southstander.com than there'll be about Leeds.

Coaches will make the most bizarre excuses as to why they haunt won a game or even silverware for that matter Wane has already got his excuses in early www.dailystar.co.uk/rugby-league ... d-Warriors You'd have thought that no SL side had ever won trophies whilst supplying the largest crop of it's players to the International game I expect plenty more excuses to come from all of the coaches that are clearly under pressure to deliver the goods this season,Wane included

Coaches will make the most bizarre excuses as to why they haunt won a game or even silverware for that matter Wane has already got his excuses in early www.dailystar.co.uk/rugby-league ... d-Warriors You'd have thought that no SL side had ever won trophies whilst supplying the largest crop of it's players to the International game I expect plenty more excuses to come from all of the coaches that are clearly under pressure to deliver the goods this season,Wane included

The only treble you'll get is the treble 20 on a dart board.