Quote: nickcat0 "Yes it is .......... but I'd be just as happy calling it him to his face........... not that you'll choose to believe that, nor (unfortunately) am I likely to get the opportunity.'"
You can get the opportunity easily. Just hang around outside the DW, or your own stadium, on match-day. The teams don't enter by magic carpet. They get off coaches and walk across the forecourt. Loads of fans know this, because they line up for autographs etc. You can even use a mobile phone to immortalise your moment of excellence, and you can then post it on here - just to prove you aren't a cowardly, full-of-sh** little creep.