Good stuff

Wigan fans must not make any vocal reference to opposition supporters who attempt to leave a stadium with over TEN minutes of the match remaining when their team is on a hiding.

Wigan must control the weather as this afternoon's game was a much better game than Thursday night's for Sky subscribers due to the sunshine, according to our totally unbiased commentary team, oh wait a minute can you get sunshine at 8pm in the middle of September, perhaps not, I wonder who decided the game should be played when there is zero chance of sunshine.

I like that. Very good 10/10.
Go to the top of the class.

to summerise...

1.Wigan RL fans must be aware that any success achieved by the Wigan RL Club must be directly attributable to either a direct infringement of the operating rules or by some kind of unfair advantage.

2.Wigan RL fans must at no point engage in any kind of shameful display of pride or happiness at the achiviements of the Wigan RL club as this would be deemed to be a form of arrogance by supporters of any other club.

3.Any Wigan RL fan who refers to any kind of success by the club prior to 1996 is obviously deluded as "proper" rugby did not exist prior to this date and any success before this was covered by rule 1.

Point 3 is excellent, unless it's Ray French in commentating, RL only started when Sky signed on the dotted line and Eddie and Stevo came into play,

You wouldn't think that

Mike Gregory, Edwards and company ever graced our great game!!