"If you don't wanna train, you can f**k off somewhere else!"

Early eighties rant from Alex Murphy to Wigan team!

Priceless!

Another one from Eddie during a floodlit cup game at Warrington was, " The shadows are lengthening here at Wilderspool".

Andy Gregory & Steve Hampson were playing their first game for Illawarra having just flown in the day before. In the dressing room before th game the coach says "right lads, I know you're jet-lagged but give me a big 40 minutes and we'll pull you off at half time". Greg turns to Hampo and says "they know how to look after players over here, we only get a cup of tea and a bit of orange at Wigan....."

Greg was speaking at the Lance Todd awards dinner in 2011 and was asked by Jack Dearden what his favourite Wembley memory was, to which he replied it'd have to be beating Saints 29-0.

Right on cue, half a dozen or so Saints fans shouted out something along the lines of 'It was 27-0 you fat Wigan b*stard'.

Greg then said everytime he tells that story he gets the same reaction from Saints fans telling him the right score, and that 'I get the Wigan score wrong sometimes, but I always remember it ends in St. Helens nil'.

He always tells that one, did it at a refs do I was at about 10 years ago. Another one of his during a game
AG "If I say you're a bent b*stard what will happen?"
Ref "You'll be off"
AG "What if I just think you're a bent b*stard"
Ref "That's fine"
AG "OK, I think you're a bent b*stard!"