...being in prison?

The bloke is a complete waste of space. Never have I seen a prop forward take the ball up so little. He shys away from work and is always seen at the back of the play, not looking to get involved.

That is until a young player or small player takes the ball up and he suddenly becomes a hard man. I also like his tactic where if a small player is at first marker, he gets up and tries to be intimidating, whereas if it is someone like McIlorum, he keeps his head down and makes no eye contact whatsoever

7, if I remember rightly from the stats, for a massive total of 30 metres... (Lima, for comparison, made 141m)

It was great when Scully smashed him years ago, they were face to face and he didn't want to know and got towelled, oh he's a real hard man.