Once Briers and Morley retire Dire will only have Chris Riley carrying then

If Deano G was an ice cream, he wouldn't lick himself he'd pay a company to clone himself and get all the clones to lick him one by one, and the ones that were waiting would all be chanting his name and telling him how wonderful he is.

Hope your watching Sky Sports 3 Yed. Get tuned to see your second half performance and tell us all what you think about Smiths squirming after match interview.

Don't have sky but like i said, not too fussed, if it was the same format as football, right now i'd be gutted but i'm just not bothered.

Thats a shame, well let me tell you in brief. Firstly Westwood thought he was in swan lake over the line but didnt put the ball down, made up for it second time round. Riley scored 2 long range tries, will say he has a good turn of pace. Second half your defence was shocking, experianced players (Hodgson Bridge Briers) dropping off tackles. You got what you deserved. NOWT!
By the way it more or less always rains over on Humberside so Smith making excuses about the wet surface was laughable, the bloke couldnt even look at the camara as he spoke. Was quality buddy its a shame you missed it. Oh and by the way who designed the Dennis The Menace away strip you must agree mate it looks awful

If I were an ice-cream? That's a weird fantasy you've got there. I can't say I'm glad you're spending time thinking about me being licked to death.