Nay Nay....surely not Mr Wilkes

sorry pie.warrior didnee see yours

Newsflash: The Icecap is melting. We're going North towards Lancashire

A bloke called Alfred has burnt some cakes !!!!

some bloke in Egypt is advertising for stone masons job applications to Ramses II of Cairo

Did he get any ? Have they built anything ?

plenty of builders, but planning permission was denied due to the fact that they wanted to build on green belt land and the architect forgot to put any windows in it.

Foundations ok ? or a bit sandy ? Will they last ? ( Until Amos goes ? or has he gone ? does anybody know ?
Perhaps we should ask Agent Mulder )

Anyone heard of this new band "Iron Maiden"? I don't think they'll make much of themselves.... most likely a onehit wonder, at best

the local town crier has just told us the breaking news that someone called Tim Berners-Lee has invented some form of information transfer system using electronic devices. Its called the worldwide web..

Never catch on in a million years

Chuck Norris has just given birth to himself.