To be fair, when Wigan scored a try in the first half and the ticket roll was thrown to celebrate, one actually hit my husband on the head and cut it open, so maybe loo roll is safer option next time!

just don't use that polished shiny stuff, nasty paper-cuts. But thinking about it, that stuff came in boxes. Much more aerodynamic

Not bad Mr R, thanks.

I have started living life away from the internet after being christened Virtual Abe by none other than Mr Pemps.

Madeline helped me escape . . .

Your lad has also got the same treatment.