i would have thought any one with half a brain, would have worked out that I knew he didnt have a nephew old enough to drink in the sefton, and yes you can have one who is the same age as you specially if you are from Wigan. (your mums your Dad and all that). By the way the last bit was a joke

so dont take offence

1.

Incorrect. I was born an uncle - my brother had a 2 year old when I was born.

Could please someone explain Stains fans little ditty:
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum??

You're Interbred...
You're Wigan Scum...

Ban him.

Thanks. I did know the next couple of lines, I just want someone to explain my mum could ever be my dad or vice versa. Surely theres other permutations in incestial acts that could suitably fit the song.

Maybe it's meant to be ironic and they're interbred and don't actually realise the meaning of what they're singing. Actually on second thoughts...no, that would be giving them too much credit

Well yes. That would be the Bolton family.

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You're sh@gging one another
The Bolton family



No offence to any unfortunate souls on here from Bolton.

cheers 100% someone with my sense of homour, its all tongue in cheek. bit of fun but we all pull together in the name of rugby league. I think Bradfords plight proved that, and all the micky taking a few years ago about going down when you were at the bottom, It would have been a disaster for super league, and especially us our greatest rivals not there to pull in our best crowds of the year. long may having a go at each other reign

I think I know that family, didn't they have a chippy in Platt Bridge ?