No more signings, you were going to sign Kim Jong ill, apparently he once beat the Australian national team 38-0 on his own, which when you think is even more remarkable when he left the pitch for ten minutes in the first half after taking a knock.

Was laughing yesterday when it was said he shot a 38 under par round on his very first go at Golf including numerous holes in one! Ha ha (it was something like that anyway)

Spat me coffee, it was 38 under with 11 hole in ones, and the icing on the cake....it was the first time he'd ever played the game.

He sounds like Kenny Snr off Phonix nights!

He probably gets paint off Jackie Chan as well.

Wonder if he ever got Chuck Norris that woodchip!