What a complete ar$e Bailey is, I can't believe his twitter name is 'Hayemaker', he must fancy himself as a bit of a boxer, ironic really as he can't hack it with the heavyweights of our sport, always has to throw his weight around with the little guys, he'll meet his match one of these days!! It's a shame really, if he wasn't so numb, he could actually be quite a decent player.

Anyone who thinks a trained boxer, kick-boxer, etc couldn't beat your average non-fight-trained RL player in the ring is as stupid as he sounds. RL players are tough cookies at all levels, but that doesn't make us naturally good technical fighters. This is proven by the fact that you rarely see a punch actually land on the field of play!

A decent boxer will land a couple and probably knock you cold before you even know he's moved. A kick-boxer will do the same, but possibly with his feet. They're just too fast.

This is partly why I avoid fights and encourage others to do so at all costs when I'm out. Some 5'6", 9-stone skinny scrote could in fact be a sh*t-hot boxer and deliver a large can of whoop-ass on an 18-stone prop. If you didn't know Amir Khan or Barry McGuigan you'd probably laugh and take 'em on without a thought.

A good RL player would flatten a good boxer at RL. A good boxer would flatten a good RL player at boxing. That's because RL player train for RL whereas fighters train to fight.

So yes, if our poster is indeed trained in various disciplines to a high level I'd back him against Bailey (and a lot of RL players). That said, Bailey would probably kick him from behind pre-fight and hide behind the ref.

Never mind that. I still want to know why Pemps has drawn Clint Eastwood on his backside with biro.

Because I can.

I also used my left hand and didn't use a mirror.

I'm in awe. I don't know what else to say.

Is that why it looks more like David (R) Soul ?