satellite army

I thought it was more of a platoon than an army

Not the best away support, but Leeds isn't really known for mining (Wigan has on occasion been referred to as 'Coalopolis'). Not sure where the mining reference has come from.

3 minutes for a bite - you're losing your touch.

Only cars with colours I saw tonight were Hull ones.

Dont forget the sheep farms. Large numbers of us are involved in sheep farming too.

Leeds is more well known for Marks & Spencers. Or at least one of them, who could not speak a word of English.

Looks like they've some serious issues over on the Southstander match report:
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On twenty-five Sam Tomkins prevented a Leeds try by tackling close from not square. Leeds got the penalty but incredibly Halibut failed to show the Wigan cheat a yellow card for a professional foul.

Leaving Sam Tomkins on the field after his professional foul in the first half was refereeing cowardice.

On thirty-two a cross field kick from Finch which seemed to be knocked-on by Richards before being collected by Hoffman who walked over the line to score.
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Really think Bilko should change his reporting style to emulate this.

In regards to that tackle, yes Sam gave away a penalty but it could have equally gone the other way for moving off the mark. How on earth was Sam expected to get back to the play the ball when the player had moved so far forward while quickly playing the ball?

Did pretty well though , considering he couldn't speak a word of english !

It was a professional foul and he should have had 10 minutes in the bin to ponder his actions, but with the Halibut you never know which way he is going to call it.

I noted stompkins was up to his usual when he milked the penalty by rolling back over on Buderus

and his girly kick to touch at the very end of the match when his manager was screaming for the 2 points.

Perhaps he knew that retribution was only 10 yards away. Ah well, yesterday's news....roll on the next time!

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