Forget anything clever!

"Dominant Wigan RL Celebrate Grand Final Thrashing" will do me!

However...

"Graham refuses to help 'mate' Wilkin look for lost dignity"

KC.......dyerno Martin I really really luv you....no really, I really do.

MG...Kieron, is that a losers medal in your shorts pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Riddell
"When they said we'd get a shiny ring if we won, well.......this wasn't what i was expecting.

*ginger"............"now where the hell did that medal land?.....i could have sold it on Ebay"

JW-Don`t worry James you spat your dummy out around here somewhere

That is starting to look like the Cage Fighting scene in the film 'Bruno'

However

"I never realised just how beautiful your eyes are Martin"