Listening for the next Chinook and hoping that the poor bloke on board still has all his limbs when he comes through the door. Perhaps you should remember - it's only a game after all. If I've got a spare minute I might check out the score and yes, I'd like Warrington to win so that my (poor deluded) Wire supporting wife has somewhere to take the kids for a weekend out.

Likewise

I doubt that we - who are divided about 50-50 between Leeds and Wire - are going to look quite as foolish if you win, as some of the empty headed idiots from your camp, who seem to think it's more important to brag to Wigan fans than it is to actually win the cup, if you lose.

Interestingly, several of the Wire gobes we've been visited by since you reached the final are posters we haven't seen before. That speaks volumes to me. But they aren't doing you any good. Because if you lose, they won't be around for dust - they'll leave regular posters like you to pick up the pieces.

Trust me I have some golden sig material

Always get some idiots, I was having a go at people thinking we were in the final already before Sunday.

Just a cup team mate, just a cup team.