How about;
We've are the greatest club in the world,
We've
GOT Roberts and Tommy,
Lockers and Tomkins,
Paddy and Paul Deacoooooooooonnn.
These where the first names that came into my head! I like the one we sing now but they are all past players. We could also use the simple ones like;
"He runs to the left,
he runs to the righttt,
Amos Roberts,
he makes you look sh**e"
or maybe;
"There’s only one amos roberts,
one amos roberts,
he used to be sh**e,
but now hes alright,
walking in a wigan wonderland"
although "alright" is an understatement