Quote JTB="JTB"Not good enough. I at least expect patio chairs that you have to wipe bird muck off with bog roll* before you can sit on them.
* All lavatory paper must be provided by the customer. The management accepts no liability for your anal hygiene requirements.'"
Will I be able to not only use the ladies toilets but sit on a couch while I wait?
Will the fire doors be chained up?
Can I sit outside, inside?
Will scousers and non-members be allowed in?