I have been on a driving course for the Post Office thats why I aint been on here!

You pie eaters get yourselves down the Casuals pub The Hawthorne, if you think your wearing trendy enough clothes we will let you in!

Its a sad day, this will be the first trip to Wire where i wont be sampling a few drinks before the game, big game tomorrow you see

Only on her birthday, after she'd done all the housework and cooked the meals.

You can tell she doesnt use the internet

Were going there for a few cheap drinks might see you there.

have a tear up you scouse b*stard.