Send the 20-point plan into space. There must be some beings out there who have not seen it.

Can Gus even count to 20?

Maybe you need to précis the salient bits into a 5 point plan?

& include something about selling curry. He's keen on that.

Gutters I can't say I always agree with you, but I can't deny your work ethic and love of the club. If only Gus had half of the knowledge that you have..

I think the plan needs to use less and smaller words if you want Gus to read it.

Cheating southern jessies

I don't get why Brentford fans have been targeted on the 20 point plan. I have never seen anything to prove that Brentford have a higher amount of RL fans than any other London Football Club.

The idea isn't bad though. Having played there, there is a relationship so a programme advertisement there, at Orient and Gillingham could well swell the numbers. However, the people that should be targeted are RUGBY fans. Where do Broncos play? At the Stoop, the home of the Harlequins. The RU season ends in May and doesn't start again till September I believe so fill the ground with posters, advertisements and PA announcements. If the club has to, give away free tickets to people as they go through the turnstile. If 10% of the Quins' last attendance turned up, thats an increase of 1,480 on the Broncos gate. That's just the Quins fans, advertise at London Irish, its not far on the overground and do so at Saracens as well.

currently in our 5th "new" home in 17 seasons.....in only one of these periods have we increased crowds.....care to guess which one?

Any truth in the rumour that Gus was arrested at Heathrow last night trying to get on a flight to Auckland with an assault rifle and 50 rounds of ammunition in his luggage?

No but I bet he has a dart board with Gutters face on it!

Given his legendary cricketing prowess I doubt there have been too many bullseyes.

He'd need to get in line.....and as shocking as this may seem, it's a pretty long line

GF wrote back in '09 -

'...and I have no doubt at all that in 5 years time, we will see a Harlequins Rugby League team take the field with LMS as Skipper and 10 or more cockneys on the pitch with a couple of really big star names...and a crowd average of 7,500+ ......keep the faith.'

You were so, so close. Just the one small typo re the crowd average.

Seriously tho', doesn't all that seem like a lifetime ago - and we were thinking how bad things were then...

Good to see your 20 point plan again. I'd forgotten how amazing it sounded. Simple (mostly), direct and full of common sense. It's probably too late now, but well done.

Well, we've got 9 cockneys this weekend and one star name.

Probably 750 watching (including me)