Don't say his name three times!

It’s auto correct. It simply won’t have his name.

Although you will recall during the dark days of our 2022 recruitment me not recognising the picture of a 50 something Offiah holding up a pair of shorts appropos of something or other and raising an eyebrow over whether we needed to sharpen up our recruitment policy.

The final will be staged at the ground of the highest-seeded finalist, as has been the case every year since the current play-off format was introduced in 2019.

If I can find a stash of inflatable hammers to bring along on Sunday, anyone else going to join me?

It was not neutral when we played Toronto in the final. We had to go to Canada. I guess if we win at Fev we will have to go to Toulouse or Bradfart.

Sort of Cassoulet or Curry

Do inflatable hammers sing I'm for ever blowing bubbles?

I was thinking more "knocking on heavens door"

I struggle a bit with Featherstone & heaven in the same sentence, but your song is better.

To back up what others have said, Leigh played Batley at LSV in the 2022 "MPG".

Batley, if you recall, upset the apple cart by beating Fev in the semi. Good luck in emulating that.

We've got to hope that we play to the best of our abilities, and that Fev choke - again!
Oh yes, and that it doesn't rain................................

It’s going to be sunny. It’s our year. Rumour has it we will be having an open top parade when we win the league. Only snagging point is which part of London it will be held in.

Ebbsfleet

Perfect. Please welcome Kent’s finest, your very own London Broncos.
Setting off from Richmond via Wimbledon, over the river onto the M25 over the bridge. Ticker tape parade down gas works street.