Whilst trying to think of a user name, I was watching Marcus St Hillaire and Marcus Bai making their Bulls debut on TV. I thought I heard Ganson shout 'Marcus', and wondered which one had offended, only to realise he had called 'Markers'.

The Daily Mirror gave me my nickname in about 1999......I used to send a few faxes out on behalf of clients [size(about 750,000 a day, 7 days a week.)[/size

Chris because its my Christian name and Brown..............well coz its my surname

I clearly lack imagination

Not because you batter women, phewww

i used to be teddington wire, as i was a wire fan living in teddington. i have moved around quite a lot though, so could have been southfields wire, kingston wire, oval wire, rotherhithe wire, jersey wire or new jersey wire, but i went for guayaquil as its my missus' home town.

cannot be a&sed going on Google earth but where in the world is Guayaquil.???

Lister said some of the supporters wore Rose Tinted Specs and should get real about the club. I liked his summing up and used the name

'Scot' - because I am Scottish! 'quin' because I follow Quins RL. (Almost as imaginative as Chirs Brown! )

Now that soon we will no longer be Harlequins - will I change my username? Who knows! Major life decision that!

Ecuador. Pacific coast IIRC.

Absolutely no idea mate. And babelfish doesn't list Fijian as option.

She was lovely though. And very sporting.

Thanks.

So it was you was it , bstard

I suppose 1999 was when it became illegal ?

AFAIK it still isn't illegal.