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Is there any chance you could suggest they look at Hayes & Yeading United? Their new place is due to open, finally, in December with 1,250 seats in one stand. (There's certainly room for expansion should the need Ever arise). The nearest station is Southall, so not ideal right now, but Crossrail will be opening there in 2018.
H&Y have been paying £1,000 per game rent whilst waiting for their stadium, so presumably they'd go for something similar from us. Also has a 3G pitch alongside the main pitch that we could train on.