The bride and groom's family and friends will each be on the wrong set of pews, but the groom will carry on like everything's fine whilst the bride frantically gesticulates, before forcing down a bottle of lech and then storming off.

Richard Lewis

and then there will be the bitch about unallocated seating, the role of Tony Rea, the poor marketing and whether to have it on a Saturday or Sunday and whether it will be either a one night (east) stand or a Lexus.

This could make a good soap and maybe we could get an exclusive in TNT.

The divorce could see a bidding war between Hello and OK magazines.

I have heard that Sacha Baron Cohen and David Walliams lined up for the film version of their life together. Both actors reckon it will make a great straight to DVD movie, possible Oscar material - although I can hear the criticism now.

The working title of the film and book is "Send in the TWO Clowns".

I see a darker, more art house Film Noir production myself, full of moral ambiguity and sexual motivation. Gérard Depardieu & Tom Cruise starring with Woody Allen as director.

Working title

Ensemble nous pouvons commencer un argument dans une pièce pour un mariage et quatre funérailles

Elite SUPPORTER!! Showing off your posh writing skills! Such a script would be wasted on the life story of these two!







Another possible title with funding from George Harrison and Monty Python ---


"The Holy Grail II - 5000 per home match average crowd, the story of the hardest yards in sport"

Woody Allen couldn't direct it and not star in it - he's tailor made for the gutterfax character anyway.

Bunch of s

Tut tut, now, now. Are you just a tad bit jealous it's not you walking back down the aisle with Lister?


Speaking of Lister he has not felt the need to chip in to this thread - I wonder if it is because it is not on his favourite subject of East v West, allocated v unallocated, Dorn or not to Dorn, Nanyn or not to Nanyn?

Good point. Well Made............all that angst and self doubt eh

I should be played by this guy:

No, he's not wearing that elegant, super smart, crombie I saw you wearing sprinting up the steps in the stand last Saturday evening

Hungover after ales and [url=http://www.shef.ac.uk/union/entertainment/bars-clubs-and-gigs/the-tuesday-club/Tuesday Club[/url I suspect, judging by the abusive text he sent me at 1:30am this morning.

edited

I'd like to click that link and find out what its about, but fear its content may be blocked at work....

doubt it very much

you underestimate our software. Squirrels and other rodent-related websites blocked by Websense

Yeah right



I see the merchandising tie in's are on the drawing board already..

Gutterfax dolls first on the line.



As for the Tufty club, jeex that brings back memories, I think I was a member

I take umbridge at the name of that file <FattyNudeWIPA.jpg>....I may have relaxed my fitness regime recently, but well proportioned would have been a fairer assessment

I'm having nothing to do with this you cruel bunch of rouges

There there petal......I'll look after you once I have that ring on your finger

How dare you Sir? We may be rogues but we do not wear rouge!

Thank god that sentence hasn't been transposed