Too Listy and Gutterfax for making me chuckle at their arranged marriage.

Who would be best man and bridesmaids?
Would it be an uncivil ceremony?

Maybe we could send them to Wigan or Hudds for their honeymoon.

Some of the banter on this board is tremendous

How about the west stand during q QRU game and they could have a right old tear up

Well I'm happy to give Gutterfax away, that does assume he would be catching rather than pitching though

Who is owning up to being the father of the bride ? and which one of them is it anyway?

Who's the "man" in this relationship?

Old Fulham, Gutterfax.

I suspect from the other thread on here that StorminBronco will sweep in to the church at the point the Vicar/Priest says ---

"... does anyone know of any lawful impediment why these two nut jobs should not be..."

to which Storminbronco will bust down the door and lay claim to being Listers long lost "wife" from a rather drunken night in the Sheffield Uni bar.


At which point all those in the poorly allocated church pew seating will hit the message boards and start all sorts of odd gossip, moans, praise, clap trap, informed debate, emails to the club/GM and start this all off again, and again, and again, and again...

The bride and groom's family and friends will each be on the wrong set of pews, but the groom will carry on like everything's fine whilst the bride frantically gesticulates, before forcing down a bottle of lech and then storming off.

Richard Lewis

and then there will be the bitch about unallocated seating, the role of Tony Rea, the poor marketing and whether to have it on a Saturday or Sunday and whether it will be either a one night (east) stand or a Lexus.

This could make a good soap and maybe we could get an exclusive in TNT.

The divorce could see a bidding war between Hello and OK magazines.

I have heard that Sacha Baron Cohen and David Walliams lined up for the film version of their life together. Both actors reckon it will make a great straight to DVD movie, possible Oscar material - although I can hear the criticism now.

The working title of the film and book is "Send in the TWO Clowns".

I see a darker, more art house Film Noir production myself, full of moral ambiguity and sexual motivation. Gérard Depardieu & Tom Cruise starring with Woody Allen as director.

Working title

Ensemble nous pouvons commencer un argument dans une pièce pour un mariage et quatre funérailles

Elite SUPPORTER!! Showing off your posh writing skills! Such a script would be wasted on the life story of these two!







Another possible title with funding from George Harrison and Monty Python ---


"The Holy Grail II - 5000 per home match average crowd, the story of the hardest yards in sport"

Woody Allen couldn't direct it and not star in it - he's tailor made for the gutterfax character anyway.

Bunch of s

Tut tut, now, now. Are you just a tad bit jealous it's not you walking back down the aisle with Lister?


Speaking of Lister he has not felt the need to chip in to this thread - I wonder if it is because it is not on his favourite subject of East v West, allocated v unallocated, Dorn or not to Dorn, Nanyn or not to Nanyn?

Good point. Well Made............all that angst and self doubt eh

I should be played by this guy:

No, he's not wearing that elegant, super smart, crombie I saw you wearing sprinting up the steps in the stand last Saturday evening

Hungover after ales and [url=http://www.shef.ac.uk/union/entertainment/bars-clubs-and-gigs/the-tuesday-club/Tuesday Club[/url I suspect, judging by the abusive text he sent me at 1:30am this morning.

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