Sorry, I meant Rhys Lovegrove.

I have no interest in the Coleman's playing history.

Yes, he did, back in 2015 for one season in our first year in the Championship.

New player incoming. Could well be Lovegrove putting his boots on for one more season!

Knowing our luck it will be Linda Lovegrove the former swimmer.

If she can kick, we’ll take her.

My actual guess would be someone who played for us in the last 3 years and isn’t getting a game elsewhere. It’s not been a bad strategy but it would be nice if we could attract new faces. Could also be someone from French Elite although that didn’t seem to work as well last time.

Unless I've missed something, this incoming player is still incoming. Must be travelling one hell of a distance then!

Yup the pace of this incoming recruit does raise concerns. Is it possible he stopped off at the pub on the way to signing his contract, realised it was £5 a pint and is on his way back home? Only credible explanation!

It's quite possible that he did the London Boncos equivalent of Veni Vidi Vici, that is I came, I saw, I bid a hasty retreat.

You make my trips here worth it

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