You do all realise that the EHL will naturally be monitoring for all posts made between now and his Phoenix like return, and that will be complete with all stats in terms of how many extra/reduced posters there have been, % increase/decrease in posts relating to both on and off field activities, probably supported both by KPI's and quality audits, and if there has not been a 10% [+/-5%] increase you will all have to live with him crowing about the fact his self enforced exile made no difference here whatsoever and ergo he can witter no regardless for eternity. You have been warned!
Personally I think we should start up some good old fashioned flame wars, now where's that drunken wazzock Fiddler gone ?