Iknow. But signings should have their own thread for the benefit of fans and newbies popping on here on work beaks etc. looking for news who wont look at every thread - especially ones that are non specific and been on the forum for days/weeks.

So how many Kolpak stiffs and Bartercard rejects have we got for the season? Has anybody been keeping a track?

just the two so far

Then we better get cracking, or we'll end up with a first team squad with an average age not unlike everybody else's academy squad. I'll start getting all nostalgic for the days when we were happy to bin off the like of Jon Grayshon and Andy Ellis, soon I expect us to start loaning players from Skolars so we can turn out a side. It'll be like the London Merit League or whatever it is called these days, where fat lads like me could rock up and get a game.