That's a good comparison. Both are better than most others, but each gives the impression of probably practising his signals and card waving in front of a full length mirror.

Right then....homework for the L&L crowd......come up with some words for Mr Ganson to the tune of.........
You're so vain....by Miss C Simon!

You walked in to Knowsley hole, with that look apon you face.........etc...etc..

Al Murray as the 1st London ref. Love that thought. Can we have against La Cats?

I started thinking about this after I posted it. How much does Mr Murray charge to attend an event. Surely the opportunity to slag off northerners and the French would appeal....even just to test new material.
Let's face it, he can't be that more expensive than the poor mans Fred & Ginger!

[iYou walked into the Knowsley hole
Like you were walking onto a stage
Your cards peeping out of your top pocket
Your scarf it was red V
You had both eyes on the mirror
As you watched yourself piroutte
And all the Stains fans dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You know this bloody song is about you
You're so vain
You know this bloody song is about you

You reffed us several years ago
When we were playing 'ull
Final moments the scores were tied
and Moran was waltzing through
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was us
Not a pen you decided, oh you decided
Tears in our VB, and

You're so vain
You know this bloody song is about you
You're so vain
You know this bloody song is about you[/i