Wouldn't that actually float around and get everywhere inside the suit?

[Coat time.]

I'm getting into this rumour business!

Word on the street says it's the new black. Black is now going to taupe and taupe is to be replaced by a fern type colour with a signing on fee thought to be ~£80k.

No - I took exception to someone not quoting the source of the rumour. Which wasn't me.

Where does that leave Brown?

Exactly!

Word on the street is that Kev will become Kyle and Nathan will go back to his roots and become George.

Equally it's also been said Kev could become Light and Nathan Dark or even Golden. Who knows.

from what i hear no one is going the other way

I thought we were up to cap on salaries? I would expect to lose a player or two on loan.

What is really happening

You've got to hand it to Wakey. They certainly know how to turn a frown upside down.

Due to Wakey's lack of grunt up front I hear it'll be a straight swap. Danny Brough for Paul Anderson

rlwww.wakefieldwildcats.co.uk/wildcats-and-danny-brough-i606796.htmlrl

Bit of a non story that, isn't it. Sound bites to placate their fans who will try and see something positive out of it.

Wakey will do what they feel is best for them and their particular circumstances as will all involved parties no doubt.

Word on the street is that the starting point in negotiations is Crabtree, Lunt plus £100k for Brough.

We're counter offering a curly wurly and half a packet of love hearts. My sources say Ted's eyes lit up like a childs on Christmas morn when he saw those love hearts...

Very moving. The key point is that their most talented player does not see a meaningful future at wakey.

I like the Wakey advert for the salford game. Jeffries is injured and Ratchford played in salford reserves yesterday.