Ticket says North stand that I believe is standing behind goals?

Poop. Mum wants to come but she can't stand.

Sure you could purchase tickets in the main stand nearest that stand Jools, always a few giants in there

Yeah but want to be with everyone else! Hate these cheap stadia!

sneak her a deckchair in

Might ring em.

Murphy might not be fit, if not Darnell will be on wing with rankin at full back

Well tried to ring Salford to find out if there were alternative seating my mum could use, e.g disabled seating- what a blooming joke they are!
Got through to the ticket office- the lady I spoke to didn't speak (or it appears understand) good English. Tried to explain my mum couldn't stand was there an alternative. All I could establish was that she couldn't sell me a ticket. I asked her to put me through to someone who I could get some information from. She gave me two 0800 numbers to ring. The first she told me was for "sales" That turned out to be the number for Sale sharks!!!! The second number she gave me just sent me through a press this number system and ended up back to her again.
Tried a third time- this time the number I got put me through to ticketmaster. The lady at least understood what my request was there took my details and I'm hoping someone will ring me back today!!!

Sounds as much a farce as it is on matchdays there then.

You've probably got through to ticketmaster who are a joke, try ringing 0161 786 1574/1598

What department is that?