I used to play second row and it was my job to punch one of our lazy props at the first couple of scrums to get him fired up. It worked , and thankfully he didn't work out it was me.

I used to play Prop and this dozy second row we had always used to punch me by mistake

i used to play prop too and kept trying to hit the other prop and kept hitting myself by mistake

I used to play prop with ya Goodie

Used to play 2nd row for Lindley Swifts if that makes me part of the scrum.