Toulouse already posted

Toronto 50-12 Swinton
Widnes 34-14 Dewsbury
Sheffield 30-12 Fax
Bradford 50-10 Rochdale
Batley 12-30 Leigh
Barrow 12-32 Fev

BBQ: 80

JOKERMON PLAYED by Bongser's remaining nail - here it is

GO LEYTHE!

Was there a circus in Chester, Charles?

Congrats to you. Regardless of tonight's Tranny game (your Joker is noted), Bongser's only nail has finally fallen out.

The consolation for this party is that La Jeunesse is presently pulling pork for your correspondent. Delightful! Beautiful tasting marinade and soft rolls as trenchers.

Btw: Well done to the lads at Mount Unpleasant and to one in particular that has returned to the fold

ROUND TWELVE ROUND UP

All assembled. Glad you made it Atomic. Bongser mistakenly thought he was the last in when he hastily posted a Saturday prediction, so apologies for the lack of PM prompt.

Leeds was interesting! It was only around 9pm on Friday that Bongser saw two very burly doormen outside a certain establishment on Briggate as he finally started to find his bearings on the way home. “So what?” singeth ye in chorus. Well, the only reason for which Bongser found it notable was that the said establishment was a branch of McDonalds!!

Polite but “Firm”.

"Wimpy" Bongser returned to Leeds the next day in a “Teflon” vest and didn’t “stick” around for long.

To the summary. Unusual unanimity from The Walkers this week with all nine going for the same seven winners. What’s more Charlie Iscariotoli led us in.

) The point is that first in was Pubbers. Therefore VL (as per the rules on page 61) had to be relegated to the first available number further from actuality. A trifling extra two for Pubbers but that was the straw that broke the ex-pat’s back and, on 101 to Vanners’ 99, Pubbers gets the 25 extra for the WWB. Bravo to him.


SCORES ON DOORS:

The Burger King is dead, short live The Clown!

Chazzer 730 JJj
Bongser 723 j
Pubbers 659 Jj
Donners 641 JJJj (Ashes ruling)
EVVO 641 JJj
Vanners 630 Jj
Zools 593 JJj
Chayders 571 Jj
Tommers 524 Jj



That reminds Bongser. He has naked phalanges rather than flanges! Dashed auto-correct. Sorry if that got any of you hot under the waistband

Don't like doing this as it will cost me lol, pretty sure vanners got the Toronto v Swinton game score bang on correct which should earn him the massive bonus points. All in the name of a fair game hey lol.

He did 52-10.

Love you guys !
And i would never have known.
Im just coming around after a weekend away to attend a celebration of life for a great guy, who's great joy in life was sitting with friends, cracking jokes and drinking way to much rum...... needless to say it's been a long day at work and its only 1pm !
Always look on the bright side of life (something my friend insisted we do just a day before passed).

Pubbers, you moan when Bongser underscores you, you moan when he overscores you (and Wanderer’s always there sing in the background). But seriously folks (as Hughie Green used to say) your upstanding honesty would be very much appreciated by Reffy and it is very much applauded here.



As Chris Tarrant would annoyingly say back in the day: You had 659...........You’ve just lost 85.

REVISED SCORES ON DOORS:

Chazzer 730 JJj
Bongser 723 j
Vanners 655 Jj
Donners 641 JJJj (Ashes ruling)
EVVO 641 JJj
Zools 593 JJj
Pubbers 574 Jj
Chayders 571 Jj
Tommers 524 Jj

Apologies W, did see your post yesterday but last night was GoT night with the missus.

Vanners, due to Pubbers’ desire for a more level playing field than at Batley, you have gained 25 points and some places so you will forgive a minor spoiler if you and Mrs VL have not yet caught up as may be the case as I've (first person on serious matters) just seen what you posted as I was prepping this revision. Hope you gave your pal a dashed good send off. Reads like you did.

I am up to date with GOT after a Monday evening catch-up that was not easy staying awake for due to a 1.7 litre bottle of Kraken, not enough people left awake to divide it, and some stubborn (or stupid if you listen to Mrs VL) men that decided it had to be emptied regardless. Thanks for the extra points everyone.
Up the Comics

I have never watched an episode of GOT ,when it’s on I’m in another room watching something to broaden my mind (Coronation St) or another educational programme,I don’t see what all the fuss is about GOT.
I’ve also never seen an episode of Walking Dead,Family Guy,or Emmerdale I’m an old school Clown,I love Little People Big World, Seven Little Johnston’s,and Hardcore Pawn,and love the Documentries,being a Clown isn’t easy. .

Let's face it I don't have much else to laugh about

I’m really looking forward to the weekend, not only Rugby but it’s the 1000,and 2000 Guineas in Horse Racing, my second sport, and England play Ireland at Cricket in a warm up game for the World Cup, love Summer.Leigh can go 3rd in the Championship as well if we beat Sheff and Toronto beat Bradford ,well I think so.

Sat.

Dewsbury 16 v Toulouse 28.
Toronto 36 v Bradford 16. Joker played, if I have one?

Fax 30 v Barrow 14.
Leigh 28 v Sheff 18.
Rochdale Hairnets 12 v Fev 32.
Swinton 16 v Widnes 28.
York 26 v Batley 16.

BBQ,attendance 3,167.