I live alone these days Jonny and am a very chaste person.

I have to set an example after all I am on a fixed income.

I have two new theories:

Some daft bugger switch the wrong switch when they left for the night! or they were being tested?

If you build it they will come (Field of Dreams)

Tut tut, we give you one job jonny......

Would that be 'chaste' or 'chased' Frank? (or both?!)

I wouldn't go that far jonny.

What surprises me is that the Official site now gives us lots more info but on this matter nothing.

Why ? It is more and more likely that someone on this thread has posted the real reason.

Jonny might set up a poll but I bet he doesn't after going down to the club for his packet

I can't go out because it is too cold' TV is boring me to death and I have no red wine left.

Still I am glad Adam Clay has signed and hope Thornley does too.

Asda and tesco are 24 hours, so go and get some wine

Nobody mention bloody floodlights to me...!

Obviously as any other stadium shopping etc there is a problem with pigeons. Health and safety and humane rights mean that they cannot be shot anymore so they are hunted by a hawk. Unfortunately during this process the hawk decided to take the opportunity to liberate itself so the lights were on trying to locate it.

Pigeons are rats with wings and are allowed to be shot with the biggest gun you can hold. If you could hold a gattling gun you could use it but I don't think the LSV would be too happy with the damage. So you use a 1.77 air rifle with point nose slugs. The hawk thing was used so that it would scare the vermin away on match days. They usually use Harris hawks because they are the Mike Tyson or Jet Lee of hawks. Personally I would wait for them to roost turn off the lights and use the air rifle and an infra red beam. Or better still we could raise money buy having a pigeon shoot and sell a beat to the hunting lords of Leigh. Useless to eat these birds as they carry all sorts of eye deforming and internal organ damaging diseases. What is good fun is when they are flocking shoot at them with a shot gun with a wide spread shell and see how many you can drop with one shot. Which reminds me must renew my animal rights subscription.