Suggestions?

Dont tempt me Jonny .

Well I am not one for conspiracy theories and although I don't doubt Jonny's veracity maybe he is under duress.

I assure viewers of this intrigueing thread that I was fast asleep at home at the time the lights were on.

It is times like this that make one realise it is symptomatic of what is wrong with this country.

You OWD -UNS do need your sleep , i was going to say Beauty Sleep you would never be awake .

"Where were you on the night of the 30th of November Mr B?"

"I was fast asleep at home at the time the lights were on"

"A likely story Mr B, any witnesses to back up your fantastical statement?"

I live alone these days Jonny and am a very chaste person.

I have to set an example after all I am on a fixed income.

I have two new theories:

Some daft bugger switch the wrong switch when they left for the night! or they were being tested?

If you build it they will come (Field of Dreams)

Tut tut, we give you one job jonny......

Would that be 'chaste' or 'chased' Frank? (or both?!)

I wouldn't go that far jonny.

What surprises me is that the Official site now gives us lots more info but on this matter nothing.

Why ? It is more and more likely that someone on this thread has posted the real reason.

Jonny might set up a poll but I bet he doesn't after going down to the club for his packet

I can't go out because it is too cold' TV is boring me to death and I have no red wine left.

Still I am glad Adam Clay has signed and hope Thornley does too.

Asda and tesco are 24 hours, so go and get some wine