Can you think of any songs? I'm trying to think of something with Keith Lard in it

Indeed. He will silence the chants with his tries, worth a punt for top try scorer this year.

I was watching him in trainin Smith threw a stick wow you should have seen him go

How creative.

Well it had me running for the Scooby snacks.

I don't know which ones worse

I think his barks worse than his bite, when hes unleashed on super league I dont think he'll make it as a top pedigree winger, he'll be just a mere mungrel in an overated team. I wouldn't bark about him, hes not that good!

he says he wont be bothered by chants from the fans but the opposition players are going to wind him up!

he went to the pub and had 10 pints and got completly plastered
then he went home to get sucked off by a dog
coz hes an aussie b@sterd

Has to be said though, he is a very good player, doesnt know when hes beat....a very dogged player.

nothing funny nothing original...I expected more from you lot

"arrgh much is thart doggy in' thwinda,
tharrun Wit wugerlee terl"

now thats funny....I dont know why it just is...?

happy hounding....

Should all wear dog masks...... remember the littler ones in the GF...... same type of thing.

to the tune of one men went to mow a meadow.

"one man went to blow, went to blow a doggy
one man and his super sucking sausage dog named spot - WOOF WOOF
sucked off moggy"

We may have to nickname him moggy so this song works as cant think of anything else with doggy.


There also must be something we can do with the wild rover - im thinking something along the lines off "he sh@gged my dog called rover - but havent gotten any further with it yet.

Also, when the fans went in fancy dress, sheffield i think - im sure someone had a scooby do outfit

How much is that doggie in your video.
The one with the slavery chops.
How much is that doggie in your video.
I do hope it bit off your cock.

Courtesy of JC and TV.