UTS - we could trawl video evidence all day and we could cite each others players til the cows come home. Like the stamp on Liam, sh it gets missed. But on the day, I, ALan, many neutrals and most importantly the disciplinary all agreed that the correct decision was arrived at. Fair play, you don't agree. Something we'll have to live with but whilst I agree on so many things that the RFL is indeed a laughing stock, on this issue I believe you to be wrong!

Fair enough. We'll agree to differ. I'll live with that, but please don't keep coming on the Leyth board telling us Dickens is this and that. He's a dirty get, just like Street. I admire your loyalty, but stop the sugar coating.

I don't think I've ever sugar coated owt in me life UTS (I hate pseudonyms - it's impersonal). I'll call it as I see it. He's no angel by any means. But he's NOT the dirty get you're pereiving or projecting him to be... and I watch him every week!
C'est la vie.

We'll agree to differ again then. Ha ha. I don't think we are going to agree do you? At least you are capable of a good debate. I love it when you come on here. One thing I will say about Dickens and Streety, is that they are/were both crackin props. Wish they were both startin for Leyth tomorrow, ha!

You want to talk a out a " dirty get" have a look at the attack on briggs by that prxck henderson.

Think we've covered that one. Agree, he deserved sending off and banning and he was.

Yep, dickens is a dirty get. In fact, he's probably my favourite Sh1thouse in the league. Everybody needs one, and we don't have one. Ben Cockayne is probably my favourite of all time, a right little Sh1thouse he is, winds em up something rotten! It's all part of the game, and that is a fact. We've not had a clever master of the dark arts for a good while, we just get Richard Moore who picks gary hulse up by the lugs and nuts him, or kevin henderson with a forehead bruising shot. Dickens knows how to get on folks nerves and get away with it, he gets on my nerves when i'm watching him, but he's good at it, and i'd defo have him at leigh. I believe its called bending the rules, and yes, at times he bends them double, but i wish we had somebody like that who just gets right on everybodys tits. Worth a good few pens a game!

Stu's best "assault" ever was this year in the cup game home to Cas. We'd had Tangi levelled by that little git Chase. Cas were rattled and becoming more rattled as the game went on. One passage of play things could have got tasty. What does Stu do? Plants a great big lip smacking kiss on the Cas player!!!!! Look on players face = marvellous!

Just imagine reading the RFL Disciplinaries page:

Stuart Dickens- Featherstone Rovers- Grade-A Snog Rape with added grope.
No case to answer on account of his exemplary technique.

Spot on there mate, though I would suggest Littler is up there in the 'experienced' field.

I would have paid good money to have been at John Hopoate's hearing!!

Over 400 games in a Fev shirt Stu is a master at his craft.... Awesome player. I had to laff when hendo was hiding behind the linesman after his cowardly attack.